on a boys’ night out with Dick Emery and Larry Grayson: more mince than is seen anywhere outside of a butcher’s slab. So with that in mind and because I feel the need here are the Top Five from Richard’s Big Book of Excuses. We understand that not everyone can donate right now, but if you can afford to contribute, we promise it will be put to good use. I’ve been trying to get an appointment for weeks and a slot just opened up for tomorrow, so I’ll need to take the day off.

Mechanics did an amazing job to make your car identical again, and your family friend heals over a month. I'm not coming in today, I witnessed a murder, I'm traumatized and I have to report to the police station. Knowing that we all make excuses from time to time does not stop this book being an entertaining one describing all sorts of excuses for all sorts of situations. The sun is bouncing off the pavements just like the rain isn’t and the bastard spectators have all gone to have ice cream for breakfast. Since she is home alone, I can't leave her alone just incase if this freak trys anything life threantening.

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We have to file a report with the police and try to salvage the house before we lose our investment. The stairs on my back porch collapsed and the only time a carpenter could come take a look is during my shift today.I have to go to an old friends barmitzfa, we have been friends since childhood, and I totally forgot it was today. I can't come into work a family member is going for abortion today and I have to talk her out of it. I’ve been under a lot of stress getting ready for my wedding next week and need a day off to get myself together.

Images Donate icon An illustration of a heart shape Donate Ellipses icon An illustration of text ellipses. It’s nearly impossible for your boss to confirm if you’re lying or not, and if they have kids themselves, they’ll probably be sympathetic to your cause.You have emptied the tank too quickly, over-estimating your fitness and under-estimating the conditions. I had no idea until he kicked me out this morning, my roommate has been spending the money for 6 months.

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