For me though, the greatest enjoyment to be had out of reading Adam Millard’s work is in the absurdity of this jester-punk’s oddly meandering but wonderfully creative mind.

An evil Christmas maniac gets his panties in a wad for a whole number of reasons and decides to take revenge by sewing Santa, reindeer, and 51 elves ass-to-mouth forming an (in)Human Santapede. at least, that was the plan, but now his elves have started going missing, kidnapped by some insidious figure in a black cloak, and despite the magic swirling about the place, the toys aren't going to put themselves together. A humorous British Bizarro story set in the ‘Land of Christmas’ which will not quickly be forgotten.Lots of absurdly unique, ridiculous fun events and ideas involving a large set of known and lesser known characters which keep the entertainment just rolling along. I laughed and enjoyed this silly, weird (In)Human Santapede parade because I have the sense of humor of a five year old. Etsy’s 100% renewable electricity commitment includes the electricity used by the data centers that host Etsy.

The plot seems to center around a group of rich women who enjoy masturbating to images of the 9/11 attacks on New York. Can Santa - aided by his best foreman, Finklefoot - get his elves back, defeat Krampus, and save Christmas before it is too late, or will Krampus succeed in creating the ghastliest single-file organism the North Pole has ever seen? I'm only kidding - Adam has re-imagined yet another *[beloved] classic, and made The **[in]Human Santapede into what is sure to be one of my favorite things for many upcoming holiday seasons! Keep in mind that anyone can view public collections - they may also appear in recommendations and other places. A heart-warming tale of Christmas cheer, how love and friendship can conquer all and what the true spirit of the season is.However, when Elves Jimbo and Sissy failed to turn up for their shift, the first inklings of panic start to set in. Be warned though, it does contain foul language and the act of stitching on person's mouth to another's a**ehole. There are enough pop culture references and one-line zingers to make your head spin on your shoulders like Linda Blair. It did succeed in making me laugh sometimes and, despite the plot being literally insane, it was well-written enough to keep me engaged.

She’d tried her best to keep his mind (amongst other organs) occupied – but his heart just wasn’t in it. Turning off the personalised advertising setting won’t stop you from seeing Etsy ads, but it may make the ads you see less relevant or more repetitive. Ugly Christmas sweaters have become as much a staple of the season and eggnog and gift-swaps, but the folks at Shinesty have taken the concept to grotesque extremes.Some things are just plain wrong…and let’s face it, a chain-gang of elves with their mouths sewn to the proceeding elf’s arsehole, headed up by Santa, his promiscuous ex-stripper wife Jessica, and good old Rudolf – it’s just wrong on so many counts. Not only that, it's surprisingly well written, and has a more coherent and well-executed plot than the films it is parodying. When the first few elves go missing, followed by that most famous reindeer, elf-foreman Finklefoot finds himself given the additional duties of tracking them down.

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