The Best Ever Book of West Ham United Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

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The Arsenal fan and his walking cane push the first fan to the side as he sulks. The Arsenal supporter prays to God, “When will Arsenal win the Premier League again?” “, to which God replies, “In 20 years.” The admirer, like the first, is visibly upset, saying, “That’s a shame, I’ll probably be dead by then.”

Nuno Espirito Santo, Rafael Benitez and Sean Dyche are all viewed as potential fire-fighters for West Ham,’ says the Telegraph, but West Ham do not really need a fire-fighter as they have conceded only 25 goals in 19 games, giving them the best defensive record in the bottom half of the Premier League.We had (players like) Mark Noble coming to the end (last season) and we were actually short of numbers, really short,” Moyes said in an interview with podcaster Steven Bartlett.

Well let’s have a look, yes, the Spurs manager’s job has just become available, you can do that until they win a trophy. “ A policeman was driving along one day when he saw a car in a ditch. When he looked inside he saw a deceased man with a Spurs shirt on, a d*ldo up his a*se, a pink tutu on and a lot of over-the-top make-up. The east Londoners' attempts to woo players embarrassingly out of their league are often like watching a tanked-up moron try to cop off with a Miss World, and almost inevitably end up with them going home accompanied by a curb-crawler they've paid way over the odds for instead. Don't forget tomorrow, start of your Super SKY 89 day build up to when West Ham become the first ever football club to play at a new ground Watching the West Ham fans faces watching this band playing out their last game at their stadium is the best thing I've seen all seasonBut Corberan is unlikely to be the immediate successor to Moyes, who is more likely to be replaced by a manager with Premier League experience like Dyche, Benitez or Santo, who is currently managing in Saudi Arabia.